I’m going to make my own reboot of Sherlock Holmes: SHERHAWK HOLMES AND HULKSON: HULK SMASH PUNY CLUE.
They would just wander around and get confused at things and smash/blow stuff up, unless the clue is a door, and Hawkeye will have a brilliant revelation about doors opening from both sides. Black Widow will be Lestrade and she’ll just go ahead and solve the mystery for them and then make them think they did they did it so that they feel proud of themselves.
Or perhaps in Slytherin
You’ll make your real friends,
Those cunning folks use any means,
To achieve their ends.
(via the-parkster)
Hawkeye: World’s saddest kitten.
(via howisurvivefinals)
Fandom: Avengers
“The Hulk raised one hand and ran it tenderly down the side of Loki’s head, his fingers moving down, then cupping Loki’s chin, and he said, ‘Hulk want smash puny gods ass.’”
